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GG - Massive Anus GG - Massive Anus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Whew...

Well, I have a lot to review here, so here goes:
GameSlaveGlock #1: Dropping acid lately?
Moltov #1: Seen it before.
Monkey #1: Sounds like video game music.
Oil #1: I was all wtfs gunna hapen tehn taht ball pwnd taht d00d.
Rice: So much gost turns me on.
Err0r: Poor fellow.
RaspberryRock: Racist :(
Monkey #2: So peaceful. Flying badminton birdies.
Moltov #2: Have you any idea how much I love you?
Oil #2: I wuz liek what teh fuks dat mustash guy doin there tehn he got pwnd.
GameSlave #2: Aw...that is sweet__HOLY FUCK.
Monkey #3: I wish he was on my team.
DrPepper #1: Oh noes I touched it :(
DrPepper #2: That sux ass, to be honest.
DrPepper #3: No comment
6/5
U ROK


GameSlave responds:

Hey thanks


GG- Pairy Henis GG- Pairy Henis

Rated 5 / 5 stars

NO WAI

Menu: WOWOWOWOW
Dr Pepper: Wow, a hairy penis. Who saw that coming?
Koma: What the hell is that song? I love it.
Oil: Jesus, I haven't heard that song in years...
Stoopid: I touched it :(



AlbinoClock's Day Vol. 1 AlbinoClock's Day Vol. 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:o

Agreed: FRONT PAGE


ampm responds:

THUMBS ON UP


Mr. Roboto Mr. Roboto

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Donuts Origato, Mr Roboto!

You are a god. If you hate clocks, fuck you, but I love your work anyway. Keep it up, good sir.



ClockCrew Untold Story ClockCrew Untold Story

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

u scard meee

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
fifen.



PH33R Mushroom Clock PH33R Mushroom Clock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

it's fucking hilarious to observe anti-clocks

i voted 5. because clocks have to stick together



(2006) Trapper! (2006) Trapper!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My dear sir, I do believe you made a quality film.

I must say, you inspired me to make claymations of my own. I was using your style for a time, and gave it up recently. Actually, I gave up making clay movies. HOWEVER...I realized that you put an enormous emount of effort into your krap, and I should in mine. Hopefully, I will be able to submit a good c[k]lay film soon.
Now, enough about the story of how I was inspired. More about your film. Trap is a word that makes me laugh when used in conversation, and I was moved by your beautiful use of such a delicate word.
AND SO PEOPLE WHO HATE KNOX CAN APPRECIATE HIM...It takes me roughly 20 minutes to make 10-15 seconds of animation that's not even knox quality. I use claytoon clay and have a Mini D.V. camera, if you think I just don't have "the fancy krap".
Newgrounds...The Defence Rests.
5/5
JuiceBox_Clock



CHOKE ON A FEW DUCKS CHOKE ON A FEW DUCKS

Rated 5 / 5 stars

owned

owned



LL - Art Unappreciation LL - Art Unappreciation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

How do you do it?

Here's the explaination of what I rated you.
Graphics: 9 for great graphics, DUH! I don't usually give 10 on anything, so 9 is often the best I will give :).
Style: Normally I give clock/lock/glock movies a 6 on style, since clocks/locks/glocks are ONE particular style of film and character design, but that mona lisa lock painting got you two more points =D.
Sound: Wonderful sound. I really didn't notice the "stuffy nose" thing, and that crap usually REALLY bothers me. So you totally passed that.
Violence: What violence?
Violins: Meh.
Interactivity: It should be zero, but there WAS a play button after all.
Humor: I don't see the need to say anything more.
Overall: 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1111!!!!1111!!!!!!!! 'Cuz it was good. :) :) :) :) :)

5/5

Please reply!
JuiceBox_Clock
P.S. I hope I show that clocks do not discriminate if the movie is good. Although if the person is a dick, that's entirly different.


Wonchop responds:

/reply
lol :3


Playing With Matches Playing With Matches

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I...I...

I-I-I-I-I__YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!!!!!! AYAIYGRAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!! HHEELLPP MMEE!!!!!!! PLAYING WITH MMMMAAAATTCCCHHHESSS
"Play wiv matches!!"
"I'll take care of the matches!"
"I'll just light a match!"
"...see if my little friends are burned up!"
"Play with matches anywhere!"
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M NOT PALYING WITH THE GADDAMED MATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!
Nice flash. Fifen.

I like-a the flash!
5/5