JuiceBox-Clock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GG - Massive Anus]

Whew...

Well, I have a lot to review here, so here goes:
GameSlaveGlock #1: Dropping acid lately?
Moltov #1: Seen it before.
Monkey #1: Sounds like video game music.
Oil #1: I was all wtfs gunna hapen tehn taht ball pwnd taht d00d.
Rice: So much gost turns me on.
Err0r: Poor fellow.
RaspberryRock: Racist :(
Monkey #2: So peaceful. Flying badminton birdies.
Moltov #2: Have you any idea how much I love you?
Oil #2: I wuz liek what teh fuks dat mustash guy doin there tehn he got pwnd.
GameSlave #2: Aw...that is sweet__HOLY FUCK.
Monkey #3: I wish he was on my team.
DrPepper #1: Oh noes I touched it :(
DrPepper #2: That sux ass, to be honest.
DrPepper #3: No comment
6/5
U ROK

GameSlave responds:

Hey thanks

[AlbinoClock's Day Vol. 1]

:o

Agreed: FRONT PAGE

ampm responds:

THUMBS ON UP

[Mr. Roboto]

Donuts Origato, Mr Roboto!

You are a god. If you hate clocks, fuck you, but I love your work anyway. Keep it up, good sir.

[ClockCrew Untold Story]

u scard meee

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
fifen.

[PH33R Mushroom Clock]

it's fucking hilarious to observe anti-clocks

i voted 5. because clocks have to stick together

[(2006) Trapper!]

My dear sir, I do believe you made a quality film.

I must say, you inspired me to make claymations of my own. I was using your style for a time, and gave it up recently. Actually, I gave up making clay movies. HOWEVER...I realized that you put an enormous emount of effort into your krap, and I should in mine. Hopefully, I will be able to submit a good c[k]lay film soon.
Now, enough about the story of how I was inspired. More about your film. Trap is a word that makes me laugh when used in conversation, and I was moved by your beautiful use of such a delicate word.
AND SO PEOPLE WHO HATE KNOX CAN APPRECIATE HIM...It takes me roughly 20 minutes to make 10-15 seconds of animation that's not even knox quality. I use claytoon clay and have a Mini D.V. camera, if you think I just don't have "the fancy krap".
Newgrounds...The Defence Rests.
5/5
JuiceBox_Clock

[CHOKE ON A FEW DUCKS]

owned

owned

[LL - Art Unappreciation]

How do you do it?

Here's the explaination of what I rated you.
Graphics: 9 for great graphics, DUH! I don't usually give 10 on anything, so 9 is often the best I will give :).
Style: Normally I give clock/lock/glock movies a 6 on style, since clocks/locks/glocks are ONE particular style of film and character design, but that mona lisa lock painting got you two more points =D.
Sound: Wonderful sound. I really didn't notice the "stuffy nose" thing, and that crap usually REALLY bothers me. So you totally passed that.
Violence: What violence?
Violins: Meh.
Interactivity: It should be zero, but there WAS a play button after all.
Humor: I don't see the need to say anything more.
Overall: 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1111!!!!1111!!!!!!!! 'Cuz it was good. :) :) :) :) :)

5/5

Please reply!
JuiceBox_Clock
P.S. I hope I show that clocks do not discriminate if the movie is good. Although if the person is a dick, that's entirly different.

Wonchop responds:

/reply
lol :3

[Playing With Matches]

I...I...

I-I-I-I-I__YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!!!!!! AYAIYGRAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!! HHEELLPP MMEE!!!!!!! PLAYING WITH MMMMAAAATTCCCHHHESSS
"Play wiv matches!!"
"I'll take care of the matches!"
"I'll just light a match!"
"...see if my little friends are burned up!"
"Play with matches anywhere!"
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M NOT PALYING WITH THE GADDAMED MATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!
Nice flash. Fifen.

I like-a the flash!
5/5

[hi men]

TIME TRIALS RULE!!!

Why yes, bitch.
Sock Glock: YOUR GODDAMN GAME PISSED ME OFF AND THERE WAS NO ESCAPE FUCK YOU. Nice game. Fifen.
Moogle: Oh my fu....I'm still in shock. One of the best Time Trials Shorts yet :). So random, it's wonderful. Fifen.
BellGlock: I DO like random, but I couldn't hear a word the dude was saying. Somehow, it's not as good as the other glock shite. Fifen.
CatfishGlock: OMFG I HATE MANGA. But not CRAB manga. w00t!!!!!! Kyle, was that at the end? I am a bastard, yes.

FIFEN!!
Butts and Time Rule teh portal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!